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The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.
by Zonal K October 10, 2019
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Try-Hard

Ever white YouTuber on our modern day planet. Whose main concern is themselves, and how many girls they have lining up to do the dirty.
Person A: What’s a Try-Hard ?
Person B: You ever heard of RiceGum ?
Person A: Well yeah, but what does that have to do with being a Try-Hard?
Person B: You really are oblivious aren’t you?
by I’m_A_Big_SPLOOSH July 6, 2019
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Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence
That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg
by Lewisg June 22, 2025
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It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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metro hard as fuck

The lady at shipleys bought our donuts
“Metro hard as fuck
by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022
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