Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of apple for, how can you not know you fucking dumbass.

"Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"

"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."

by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020

Apple pussy

You are a leader at the Apple company, and you make it bend to public peer pressure

Why do you care so much about degenerate tech nerds apple pussy?

by Matthew;25743 December 13, 2022

bob for apples

bob for apples meaning when an man and women have sex and the man eats the women's pussy with no hands
or if a women bob for apples on an man's dick

girl 1: did you here about girl 3's man? she said he bob for apples last night!
girl 2: yeah
girl 3: we bobbed for each others apple and then he stretched me.

by peefr0g_ April 26, 2021

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

apple

it’s an apple you prick why u lookin it up

1. This apple is so juicy
2.This apple is so round

by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020

Fiona Apple

god

fiona apple is god

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Accokeek apple pie

Fucking an apple pie to the brink of climax then pulling out your phallus and inserting it into your partner using the apple pie excrement as lube until you creampie

She gave me an Accokeek apple pie because shes a futa

by XDBALLS July 16, 2025