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waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
Octavia waffle stomped the Baker B drain in the gender-neutral bathroom which caused a gross smell throughout the dormitory.
by Poopmonster69 November 3, 2021
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Blood Waffle

A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.
I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!
by toCheeka May 18, 2011
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Waffles

A set of nice ass titties behind a bikini top that barely covers them.
Yo checkout them waffles by the pool bar!!
by Ohhhohhh November 24, 2020
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Cunt Waffle

A bitch who traps her boyfriend to marry her because she gets pregnant, little does he know, she cheated on him with a married man.
by _notyourmomma_ February 8, 2018
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Gaytime Waffles

When you're doing a dude from behind, his face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn him around, and come on his face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.
He got a gaytime waffles on his face.
by Bdogthecrip June 18, 2021
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Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit
by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015
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Trim the waffle

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit
I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.
by Rubylulu May 17, 2023
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