twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

waffle

MOHAMMED NAEEM HUSSAIN

waffle

by shushschmuck April 12, 2020

waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.

Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!

by thebroncosrule April 28, 2016

the froggy waffles

The froggy waffles is the name given to a large group of absolutely amazing people. They can be relatively strange but great fun. They often get called junkies but they really aren't. An individual member of the group is called a froggy. Their natural habitats are in the woods setting trees on fire, falling over on the streets or shagging in their friends house. The froggy waffles favourite emoji is: 😏, and they put it after most sentences. They are often mean/nasty to eachother but we all love eachother really.

Dave: awh look it's the froggy waffles!
Zoe: I wish I was a froggy 😥

by A gurkie October 18, 2020

Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a major Twat Waffle

by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015

Trim the waffle

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit

I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.

by Rubylulu May 17, 2023

kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015