William Holden’s Law

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.

The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.

by PootMcToots October 15, 2021

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William Loyal Hoffman

He is the type of man that every woman really wants. He is a pure hunk of man. When women and men alike even get a glance they immediately fall in love. Also like he is super hot and should bang Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen.

Is that William Loyal Hoffman?

Yes we all are in love with him (kissy kissy)

by Hunky Man July 18, 2021

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Shannay Williams-Dorsett

A person who still wears hype and superstars in 2021.

OMG seen Shannay Williams-Dorsett's fit, fire bro

by l4556676767676 July 13, 2021

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William Camerson

Literally just a billcam/trickshot

Parallel necca: Oh my goodness gracious I just hit a william camerson crossmap

by Chalklol January 24, 2023

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William Wallacing

To attack a retreating person or force, only to fail and become a martyr for it.

Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?

Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.

by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014

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