Twat wazzle

A term for a hairy vagina

You're a twat wazzle

by Anonymous HBK? November 19, 2018

Twat

Sitting leader of the 2016-2022 Liberals of Canada a "Twat" (pronounced T-wa-t), ruining a country while stuttering through a sentence whether in French or english. A Twat has many ways to be identified, such as - slow wit, bright socks, ignorance, oblivious to one's actions, self absorbed and self centered also conducts racketeering at the highest levels of government.

The Twat is about to speak on TV, I wonder what stupid shut he'll say next.

Oh no the Twat is ruining Canada, how can we get rid of the Twat

by Twattey January 28, 2022

Twat

(verb) To aggressively, spontaneously strike an object, often a person.

"I twatted him a new one"

by RedD April 7, 2015

twat laugh

laughing at something for the sake of laughing

Someone talks
*Twat laughs*

by dsghfkjhsafhdsl October 4, 2018

dim twat

When you call someone a dim twat you are saying they are very dumb.

Luca said, "Wow. She is such a dim twat." "I know right she is so dumb," said Lola.

by Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh August 23, 2017

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021

Twat menagerie

A large group of idiots and arseholes

I went to the festival but it was a complete twat menagerie so it sucked

by W. A. R. October 10, 2015