turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022

turtles

what the kid in the zombie makeup likes

i like turtles

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.

by anonymous May 10, 2022

funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

turtle lee

A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes

Turtle lee small

by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022

obese turtle

After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.

Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.

by MutualContemptSociety November 20, 2022

turtle

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022