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Tank thomas

by Tank Thomas April 19, 2019
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Thomas briel

A bitch ass hoe con artist that doesn’t pay for his kids broke ass nigger that likes to spend all his money on feeding himself dates a red head bitch that’s ugly as fuck and says she can have kids but she can’t favorites his son over his daughter and left after she was born then came back when he saw that she was going to be better then his son that is taking after him and she is very independent
by Regayboiii April 28, 2020
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Thoma

Noun -

-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought

- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
This fat faggot really looks like a Thoma (broken asshole)
by THEAAAAAASSSSS December 11, 2019
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Thomas pell

Thomas pell means that a male who is severely attracted to the male appendage specifically to blonds
by a man attracted to swimmers November 14, 2022
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Thomas

a kid who one day says his laptop is his girlfriend, than his dad, than his son, than his wife and then his momo. he is a fuckwit who thinks he can kill a person with his bare hands but can lose to the weakest person in the world to an arm wrestle. he will flinch at anything. he is scared of go karts and says his family is so rich there house is made of marble. this means Thomas is a fucking liar with no life. if you find this Thomas or anyone like him. fucking shank them with a fucking blunt ass spoon till they can barely breath than jump on to them and slam them into the ground and have them choke on his blood.
look at the fag Thomas, lets shank him with a blunt ass spoon
by masteroakwee April 3, 2022
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Thomas

Thomas is a little shit who thinks he’s popular and cool when he bully’s people. He usually has crushes on dumb white bitches named things like ‘Lora’ and ‘Amelia’
Did you see what Thomas was doing”
“No”
“He bullied Sam to death whilst fucking lora”
by Jejeieie November 13, 2020
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Thomas Hobbes

A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.

Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
Hey, have you seen my Thomas Hobbes? No I left it in Descartes.
by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025
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