John Cena

The best meme ever.

JOHN CENA IS MY SON.

by iceola November 15, 2016

John P'ing

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges

I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing

by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

John Bridges

a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.

I am a John Bridges because i never do my homework

by John Bridges 123 February 4, 2020

John Mock

The only poor mock banished to northern England by Thomas mock. He will return.

That man is just like John mock. Means they are poor

by Pastakatt June 18, 2022

John P

A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.

"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"

by Ashley knode May 28, 2020

John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

john ownes

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.

“Hey did you hear abo-“
“John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.

by Funnyman January 10, 2021