Dad

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

by I make bad jokes May 6, 2020

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by Jvabw1ln June 14, 2023

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My Dad

Nonexistent

If you are reading this you are My Dad

by Dantina123456 March 7, 2023

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the man who decides to leave after he fucked everyone in lycoming county . who plays daddy with everyone else’s kids but can’t even take care of is own . he was there to in-pregnant your mom then leaves after a shortened period of time because he never really gave a shit . he likes to fuck you up in the head and leave you with many mental issues and screwed you up so you think you fucked up but he fucked you up

i don’t have a dad .

by idonthaveadead180 December 19, 2019

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The place my dad went

Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home

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by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022

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“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
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by Trav’s Dads cock lover June 15, 2021

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