goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

GOAT

G reatest
O f
A ll
T ime

You are a GOAT.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy November 18, 2022

Goat

Greatest
Of

All
Time

Donald Trump is the goat

by Iknowihavedaddyissues October 2, 2020

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

Goat

Ethan

“He is such a Goat”

“Look at that goat”

by Char_x June 11, 2020

Throat goat

Greatest dick sucker of all time

Sylvia is the throat goat

by anonymous February 13, 2022