cunt-wizard

1. One who is a wizard with cunts.
2. Someone who engages frequently is sexual intercourse.
3. A really big twat.

1."He has, like, six girlfriends!" "I know, Jimmy is quite a cunt-wizard."
2. "That whore Linda is such a cunt-wizard."
3. "YOU FUCKING CUNT-WIZARD! YOU ATE MY BAGEL!"

by rinne August 22, 2006

cunt plaster

womens sanitary towel

i think my period has just started , would you mind going down to the shops and getting me a box of cunt plasters please

by dirtbox September 12, 2006

cunt floss

thong underwear/bikini-bottoms in general, more specifically the thin string of fabric that goes from front to back in the butt crack

Dude, I can't believe that piece of cunt floss your bitch wore to the beach yesterday.

by Prof. Jayy August 3, 2008

cunt stunt

-when a woman attempts to get carnal with a man but her progress is interrupted by an uninvited third party

-equivalent to a cock block

I could tell James wanted to fuck until Susie came along and initiated a cunt stunt.

by thepulloutking May 27, 2010

Pack of cunts

Euphemism used to describe two or more cunts.
Can also be used as the plural of cunt, instead of cunts.

"Willy Wonka and those bastard umpa lumpas are a right Pack of cunts"

by DIB June 8, 2005

fugly cunt

a bitch who has scene hair and racoon eyes, this species of reptilian is often observed with that beau of hers, chicken legs, and is usually of the underclassman sort. also often mistaken for gremlims, trolls, and/or whores due to the lack of maturity and class, as well as the hideous appearence of this (thankfully) rare breed of animal.

behaviors include:
-table dancing at school
-making out with random (ugly) seniors in the hall way
-trying to be 'hip', 'scene', 'hot', 'cute' (basically attractive in any way) but not succeeding
-fucking up their hair
-putting make-up on one's boyfriend
-cutting themselves
-being bisexual because it's the 'in' thing
-being a complete bitch

Fugly Cunt bumps into an innocent bystander.
Innocent Bystander: "Good god, Halloween was yesterday! What a fugly cunt!"

by kkck March 25, 2008

tunnel-cunt

Woman with or a womans vagina that has been stretched in internal diameter and depth, from activities as single and double fist fucking and or the insertion of very large objects, such as bottles, large dildos etc.

I love your tunnel cunt. I love to fuck your tunnel cunt.

by Shane November 28, 2003