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costco muffin top

like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.
OMG! she shouldn't wear such tight pants, she gots a costco muffin top.
by pablo654 January 21, 2009
mugGet the costco muffin topmug.

top n flop

A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!
Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!

Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!
by dr.drea3000 June 15, 2020
mugGet the top n flopmug.

top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.
Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.
by TopperShut April 26, 2007
mugGet the top sidermug.

Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)
Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.
by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010
mugGet the Muffin Top Syndromemug.

Top it like it's hot

When a dominant lesbian gets on top for a friction fandango.
"K.D., top it like it's hot"
by Kathryn Sander May 18, 2008
mugGet the Top it like it's hotmug.

Tank Top day

The first really nice day of spring in the Northeast. Women who have been wearing heavy clothes all winter long, suddenly in unison break out short skirts and tank tops.
Tank top day will occur on tuesday March, 15, 2012
by bronami1234 July 24, 2012
mugGet the Tank Top daymug.

top g queen

Caroline is the Top G Queen for waking up at 4am, flying to Pensacola, taking an Uber because it was the wrong airport and making it to crash-o-rama by 7pm with no e-drinks
by Topgqueen March 3, 2023
mugGet the top g queenmug.

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