cherry tomato toe

A large cherry tomato shaped big toe

Your toe is like a cherry tomato toe.

by Lukejen410 February 25, 2017

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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.

"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"

by CleverViking March 3, 2017

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toe picker

some who takes away from poor people.

"your a toe picker for takin my lunch money

by fuckin cellenana March 6, 2017

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toe smuggler

This is the name given to a certain species who are able to smuggle drugs via the toe area. This done by wrapping a plaster around the toe which is able to hide the narcotics.

My names joe and I'm a toe smuggler.

by Toesmugglingfanboy March 17, 2017

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Spock toes

Its a nerve being pinched its called capsulitis a very very painful thing to go thru ... Spock toes is not a funny ha ha term the docors will ask . do you have spock toes .... Theres no shame because theres to much pain!!! Get pedicures because it will make thier day to help relieve some of your suffering .

Do your toes look like spock toes pedicures relieve suffering toes

by Tabbscat May 13, 2016

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