You guys aren't from around here are you? Must be trolls up from down-state trying to escape the city for awhile.
by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021
Get the Trollmug. A group of males aged approximately 15-25. Trolls are characterized by making tasteless and crass jokes/comments online for the purpose of getting a cheap laugh from whichever of their troll friends happen to be looking over their shoulder at the computer at the time. Trolls are a rare species, as they lack the abilities most other males have to mate, such as testicles and the ability to connect with someone on an emotional level. However, trolls reproduce by infecting other males ages 15-25. If exposed to a troll, take emergency action to prevent the spread of troll-ness onto yourself and whomever you happen to be around.
"Tony is such a troll, he posted a link to gay-repairitive therapy on the facebook of Mike, the kid at our school who killed himself after coming out of the closet."
" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."
"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"
" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."
"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"
by appledeap September 5, 2011
Get the Trollmug. Someone who likes to cause chaos for their own entertainment. The more attention you give them the more they'll try because this is their intention.
Jesse: Ayo MR WHITE
WW: What jesse?!
Jesse: Look at these dumbasses not knowing the definition of a troll
WW: Ahahah, look at you dumbass, you don't even know the definition of a troll.
Jesse: Okay Mr white we need to cook meth!
WW: What jesse?!
Jesse: Look at these dumbasses not knowing the definition of a troll
WW: Ahahah, look at you dumbass, you don't even know the definition of a troll.
Jesse: Okay Mr white we need to cook meth!
by Hoodini999 October 5, 2022
Get the Trollmug. Hetting trolled is having some one be an ass hole over a computer screen. Trolling is amazing as it is the last bastion of free speach.
I got trolled in a chat room. Some user said I was the ugluest person that ever lived. He told me that life will be nothing but hell and i will die in some sewer after bieng forgotten by everything. Getting trolled is rough but its a form of free speach that makes me happy to live in these times.
by crakenberry September 4, 2020
Get the trolledmug. The world defines a Troll as a illiterate retarded idiot that can only win arguments through hurling insults and using profanity against their opponent. The real definition of a Troll is any person with a higher level of intelligence, that is very antisocial, and loves to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" from negative reactions accomplished through their various interactions.
Bill: Wayne is crazy, isn't he?
Ted: He's not dangerous, but he definitely doesn't play well with others.
Bill: What do you mean?
Ted: He's a Troll.
Ted: He's not dangerous, but he definitely doesn't play well with others.
Bill: What do you mean?
Ted: He's a Troll.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
Get the Trollmug. When you’re about to score a bogey in golf, but then a hole troll grabs your golf ball and throws it to the beginning of the course.
by carpathianwizard February 10, 2023
Get the Troll Bogeymug. Malevolent night creature known for shaking down party people for their bag of blow while simultaneously hoarding their personal stash.
Lindsay’s a friggin Jellybean Troll, she straight up Dyson’d the community bag while hoarding a solid G and then bounced when the com-bag hit zero, licking her numb gums and doing a donut in the intersection at 8am in 3 feet off snow on the unplowed streets during a winter storm warning wearing a stolen Grateful Dead T-shirt.
by Yuge Crank January 29, 2023
Get the Jellybean Trollmug.