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jib monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.
The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.
by 🆙Town June 26, 2018
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Monster Muddin

Similar to motor boating, Monster Muddin uses the butt cheeks instead of Breasts.
Dan was disturbed when he walked in to find Jason Monster Muddin his mom who was bent over the couch.
by BobbyShazamm May 9, 2015
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slurp monster

“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.
AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!
by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024
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Green Monster

2mg extended Relief Xanax Bar. Also called Hulk, gets its name from its green color and high dosage. 2mg is the highest dosage of Xanax. The print for green monsters is S 90 3, it this isnt imprinted on the bar dont take it. There is alternatively a white variation which is not extended relief.
"Mannnn those green monsters hit me hard, I popped like 6 of em and was foggy for a good minute."
by OXCosmix January 1, 2021
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Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.
That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.
by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022
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Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!
I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!
by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021
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The Monster Truck

Often times known as "The Monster Truck". A vape or smoking device used by many.
by Big Boberino December 28, 2024
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