Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.

Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now

by Funny goober May 18, 2022

argile socks

a pattern on socks

"Jimmy put your argile socks on for school, don't you just love the pattern?"

🎤I got my socks on,
I got my socks off,
I got my argile socks on

by flip_4_life May 16, 2016

Sock Crazy

"Sock Crazy" guys who go to the gym and don't bring white socks to complete their gym attire. Typically they wear their dark dress socks pulled up to the stretch limit.

oh, and there were two guys (young even) looking all sock crazy tonight and one dude (same dude everytime) rockin' the short shorts. guys + short shorts = not so much!

by B Daddy R June 11, 2010

Stinky sock

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock.

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock

by E is the best suck it nerd June 04, 2021

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 04, 2020

sock enlarger

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.

Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.

by Van1lla November 13, 2007

Wolf socks

Socks of different colors, like brown and blue.

Dude, why you wearing wolf socks? Are you that drunk?

by RWT for real October 27, 2019