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Taquito-raped

An act of public intoxication in which you go to Quick Trip gas station and order taquitos to continue your night of festivities. Usually takes place when cops are around.
"Dude! Are you ready to get taquito-raped tonight?!"
"The wedding was beautiful. But what really topped it off was getting taquito-raped afterwards."
by TRedBecca August 9, 2012
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valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine
i think that would be classified as valentines rape
by banterful February 27, 2011
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crump rape

When a person gets up in your face while in a crumping battle, almost as if they're raping you.
"Dude, he crump raped her on the dance floor last night."

There is a visual example of this in the movie bring it on: all or nothing.
by rakheesroad January 3, 2010
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Hand Rape

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.
Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?
by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013
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Yoga Rape

When a Yogi adjusts your pose in a way that can be misconstrued as sexual.
Dave totally yoga raped me in last night's vinyasa class.
by Christyjoyjr June 5, 2015
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headphone rape

1. When you hair looks all kinds of shit after wearing headphones for a couple of hours.
Ex:

Jake: Yo man, what the hell is wrong with your hair?

Greg: Fuckin' headphone rape.
by Monarching October 10, 2011
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rape craving

The need for rape. i.e. a crave for rape.
Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO RAPE NOW.
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
by erectism January 11, 2008
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