Poo-bortion

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.

Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.

by ShXttalker August 15, 2011

Hard poo

A rock solid poo

That was a hard poo

by Tandoori night lover March 30, 2020

Pot poo

The sticky, resinous skid mark left on your lip by the end on a good joint.

That's a big chunk of pot poo on your lip there buddie.

by Creativecaveman August 16, 2018

poo rooster

an aggressive male cock that mates with a naive aggressive male cock up the behind. clucking about like a rooster and hence diving its beak into poo.

I was bullied at work by some poo rooster's who now are now together like the cocks they are.

by retaileronomiss March 14, 2016

Man Poo

Man Poo is a drunk-like persona a person can possibly have while completely smashed.

this person will sing songs from the 30's to 70's and act as if they are really recent. they will also do crazy things eg. Skateboard nude while drunk, or do a handstand against a wall, pass out... but stay in handstand position.

Jamie: woa wtf is with Bob?
Adam: whats he doing?
Jamie: he's singing Christmas carols... in July?!
Adam: ha! bob is such a Man Poo!
Jamie: yea... he sure is.

by Mathew Iron Pants February 15, 2009

Farty Poo

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL

Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.

by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017

boopy poo

boop the poo

hi do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020