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poo-face

n. An insult implying that a person has a face made of poo, or has a lot of poo on their face.
You're a poo-face, you got so much poo on your face that... well... there's just a lot of poo, ok?
by Leriach July 11, 2005
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poo rooster

an aggressive male cock that mates with a naive aggressive male cock up the behind. clucking about like a rooster and hence diving its beak into poo.
I was bullied at work by some poo rooster's who now are now together like the cocks they are.
by retaileronomiss March 14, 2016
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Poo-sheet

1. A sheet on which one may wipe one's faeces.

2. Toilet paper.
"Damn, I just used the last Poo-sheet! Wish I hadn't eaten that curry now..."
by SallyBean January 20, 2008
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Pot poo

The sticky, resinous skid mark left on your lip by the end on a good joint.
That's a big chunk of pot poo on your lip there buddie.
by Creativecaveman August 16, 2018
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Man Poo

Man Poo is a drunk-like persona a person can possibly have while completely smashed.

this person will sing songs from the 30's to 70's and act as if they are really recent. they will also do crazy things eg. Skateboard nude while drunk, or do a handstand against a wall, pass out... but stay in handstand position.
Jamie: woa wtf is with Bob?
Adam: whats he doing?
Jamie: he's singing Christmas carols... in July?!
Adam: ha! bob is such a Man Poo!
Jamie: yea... he sure is.
by Mathew Iron Pants February 15, 2009
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Poo-bortion

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.
Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.
by ShXttalker August 15, 2011
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Deja-Poo

The feeling that you've heard this kind of crap before.
While she was explaining her excuses, I had a strong sense of Deja-Poo.
by momo64 October 6, 2012
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