by vhfghdfh October 25, 2019

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences
Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!
by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022

Why are people these days so weird?
by WorseThanHitler December 18, 2020

Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
by tornado is here June 28, 2022

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023
