mystery poo

When you poo in a bag and hide it in someone's vicinity. After a while they smell it and have to find it.

Did someone mystery poo me? It smells in here!

by yfzrider2 October 26, 2013

sippity poo

Just a nonchalant person acting like their shit doesn't stink.

Ol sippity poo face ass!

by GuruChick May 8, 2015

roseberry poo

A bloody shit. Usualy after an unfortunate series of blood farts.

Trevor: Hey matt did you try some food?

Matt:I did but they gave me the roseberry poo.
Trevor: *dies*

by Riedisawesome November 25, 2016

Payed Poo

When someone takes a big shit whilst at work, Therefore they are on paid time and getting paid to poop.

Right... im off to take a payed poo

by Sambophile November 6, 2015

poo rooster

an aggressive male cock that mates with a naive aggressive male cock up the behind. clucking about like a rooster and hence diving its beak into poo.

I was bullied at work by some poo rooster's who now are now together like the cocks they are.

by retaileronomiss March 14, 2016

Poo Pusher

Someone who pushes poo with their peen. If you know what I mean. Usually practised on a male.

Sams a poo pusher.

by Kurtishasabigdick July 1, 2019

Hard poo

A rock solid poo

That was a hard poo

by Tandoori night lover March 30, 2020