Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

friendly kick

A kick or 808 that is absolutely in no world friendly but makes the speakers shake.

Dickrider: The combination of the kick sound and the 808 is the perfect- like they match each other perfectly...

J Cole: Yeah they do...

Dickrider: They sit like here's the kick and here's the 808 and they just like-

J Cole: That's cuz that kick is friendly yo, that kick

Friendly kick: pblblbpblblbb

by gaycin December 23, 2021

Chinking Kick

the only way chickens can do combat, by chinkin kicking.

'The chicken just killed someone by performing a chinking kick'

by Snargusford January 22, 2022

kick snow

Go kick snow is a 'northern' way of saying "go kick rocks".

This is private property so go kick snow

by candice_food_fit_in_your_mouth February 8, 2022

Lucy Kick

An attack from the Celestical Wizard Lucy Heartfilia that is powerful enough to being down a dragon slayer

Natsu tried to enter Lucy's house to peek around, and then Lucy showed up to give Natsu a Lucy kick to the face

by IceDragonPhoenix February 10, 2022