When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.
by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018
A can man is a person who does nothing and sits at home alone playing games and uses cans to dress them self’s they are usually 14 which is why they don’t know look after them selfs and likes fortnight people
by Arqziii March 02, 2021
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 08, 2024
to ross your cans means to open your cans then immediatly therafter throw it away and claim to have drank them
by Penistornado January 21, 2009
Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
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by NOTPANTS4444 September 13, 2020