beer mat notes

notes from around the world

beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."

by Krkič May 18, 2020

Root beer floating

when you replace the water in the bong with cold tasty root beer and smoke that stanky danky

Bruh I almost died last night I root beer floating some panic weed

by DankeyKang420 June 9, 2020

Chug a sour beer

Suck some stank ass dick

Dawg don’t even trip if u ain’t showered these thots at this bar will def b down to chug a sour beer.

by Nachopp October 27, 2022

Beer Flavoured Nipples

A woman who somehow attracts tons of men.

"Damn, she's in her 6th relationship?"
"Yeah, I know it's crazy. She has some beer flavoured nipples or sumthin'..."

by kornymf June 28, 2023

Jonald Palmer Beer

Beverage: Beer .
Half Blue Moon and Half Shock top with a Small amount of Orange juice .

Hey Bartender can I please have a Jonald Palmer beer

by Stash222 March 11, 2023

beer bandit

A girl who punches someone in the face and shouts "BEER BANDIT" while simultaniously stealing thier beer.

"WTF!! Dude that girl just punched me in the face and shouted Beer Bandit!"

by A.Mar March 7, 2007

2-Beer Queer

Extreme Lightweight, Low Tolerance of Alcohol

Joe passed out in the shower after 2 beers, what a 2-Beer Queer! lightweight, rookie, funny, beer, alcohol

by Jpizzy October 3, 2011