He’s that Guy! The one that every guy wants to be, and that every female wants to be with! He is so, so extremely sexy! And His swag is next level! He is the man of my dreams, and the love of my life! My forever and always!!!! I am completely head over heels in love with him!!!
by HotIceColdTears January 7, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Commonly used by SGT Glitch of the Five-0 Task Force it is a phrase that is used to describe a sensation of overwhelming pain without using profanity.
by Mr.Viper March 22, 2021

by CupOfSlimJims March 26, 2024

by HonestlyBitch July 27, 2016

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"
Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
by warboi45 October 18, 2021

A woman who is iconic, consistently serves cunt, takes cares of her babies and becomes perfectly unhinged with a good drink in hand.
She’s so Mother that she drank her wine while holding that girl’s hair back during her was drunk vomiting. And she even kept her glitter platforms and fit clean as fuck through all of it. A true icon!
by Chinesechicken420 July 16, 2023
