Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Prawn Kick

When you or someone drops something and kick it whilst trying to pick it back up

Did you see him prawn kick, it was such an ick.

by Jeopardy B April 6, 2024

kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.

Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.

by auraholly July 5, 2023

Kick Brass

To Kick Ass

Its time to kick brass and take names!

by UrbanFreedomFran July 27, 2023

Kick

Another work for 'cool' or 'sick'.

Your new car is so kick, Dude!

by Pseudonymed. July 23, 2009

kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

Kick dick day

On the 6 November it is kick dick day

Girl: *kicks dick*
Boy: “why did u do that”
Girl:” it’s 6 November , kick dick day”

by Randomthingz November 5, 2020