Kentucky Meat Shower

When you're minding your own business in the woods pounding out a squirrel, then turn your head and your cousins nuts drag down your face and his cock plops into your mouth.

Yeah squirrel, you like that shit don't yughghg. Damnit Fred, I didn't ask for a Kentucky Meat shower!

by virtual-fatality March 16, 2026

Kentucky teabag

Where the man tucks his sack and balls into his sisters vagina then has his mother clean him off using her tongue. That is the Kentucky Teabag

You missed out last night, your mom, sister and I enjoyed a Kentucky Teabag together.

by Drums 79 February 16, 2025

Kentucky Steamer

When a man pours a shot of bourbon on a woman's chest, drops a deuce on her chest and sprinkles the load with brown sugar. Then, the man muddles the brown sugar bourbon deuce with his butt cheeks.

I just got back to my room at the Brown Hotel and my wife and I made a Kentucky Steamer.

by DJ Erryson March 9, 2025

Kentucky Pancake

When a fat woman inadvertently roll over onto someone in their sleep.

I must’ve been snoozin’ for a bruisin’ last night cause my wife hit me with the ol’ Kentucky Pancake.

by KentuckyFunky March 9, 2025

kentucky cum shot

When you jerk off in a KFC bathroom, but before you finish you run out to the dining area and blow your load on the nearest bucket of fried chicken.

I was excited about eating fried chicken at KFC, but instead some guy gave me a kentucky cum shot

by Nbrose333 March 12, 2025

Kentucky Nugget Wash

Using two oiled up midgets, preferably Mexican, and using them to slide along floors and clean up messes.

Used mainly in the kitchen and at Porn Shoots to clean up stray lines of spunk.

"Holy Fuck!" "It's everywhere" "I need a Kentucky Nugget Wash right FUCKIN NOW!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Kentucky Underducker

A depraved and wildly specific sex act involving fried chicken grease, a reversible Snuggie™, and at least one consenting party pretending to be Colonel Sanders. Typically performed in the deep South during thunderstorms or after a family reunion gets weird.

A form of emotional sabotage in which you lure someone into a fake kink scenario, then reveal mid-act that it’s actually a multi-level marketing scheme for hot sauce.

Bro I went over to her trailer for some light petplay and left covered in gravy, emotionally broken, and $80 into a buffalo sauce pyramid scheme."
"Damn, you got Kentucky Underduckered.

by OMWTFYB but Better April 2, 2025