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sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
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Sock-a-nuts

is when your nut sack hangs down to your kneecaps
Man you got Sock-a-nuts it looks like somebody threw two walnuts into a sock.
by Bibly November 7, 2012
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sock away

"you'll need to sock away about $900 a month"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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Sock

Some Other C*nts kid
Hey josh how did your date go the other night ?
Nah Brus had to cut it short as I found out she’s got a couple of socks at home
by Onewhospeaksthehardtruth August 15, 2022
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Collecting Socks

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019
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fuzzy socks

a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.
He shoved the sticky warm fuzzy socks into her mouth and she was quiet.
by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021
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Titty Socks

Funny name for a Bra made up by a toddler on tiktok : @haileyynicholee_
“I’m wearing titty socks
by Haileyynicholee_ May 7, 2025
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