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Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned

2. “Damn
Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”

You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
by Fuck piss May 5, 2024
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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biscuit time :D

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!

Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D
-Hey Lincoln, Is it 5 pm already?
-No, it is biscuit time :D
by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023
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Biscuit

"She's such a biscuit."
by BioPulse37 September 27, 2019
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Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole
You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.
by that guy-007 May 11, 2025
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Little biscuit

A little girl, or an underage girl not old enough for consensual sex
by Bchbm August 15, 2018
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