french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.

He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.

by End_owled December 4, 2017

Hat

-A commonly used term for a man's penis in Virginia. It can also mean clitoris.

You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!

by Hat Master February 21, 2011

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

Hard hat Friday

Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.

Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?

by Lucc07 November 24, 2021

bunny hat kid

Bunny hat kids are younger teens that wear bunny hats, which were popularized in 2020 by a sub-genre in tiktok culture dubbed alt tiktok. Bunny hat kids are associated with demonias, hello kitty, monster energy, fascism, nazism, neopronouns, the LGBTQ community, unusual makeup, discord, and much, much worse.

An odd pattern between bunny hat kids is being transgender, and changing your name. Stereotypical names include Kai, Arson, and Moth. Pronouns that bunny hat kids use are typically neopronouns or xenopronouns.

Bunny hat kids are usually highly susceptible to anything you can think of. Food, bandaids, bright colors, specific words or phrases, objects, anything you can think of, might offend a bunny hat kid.

"I am a bunny hat kid. I love danganronpa and wacky eyeliner, and my pronouns are he/it/they/bun/void."

by bunnyhatkid April 14, 2024

Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023