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ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Suraf govender

a noun/verb

to refer to a person who is being a devious little shit, this person is normally 5'6 or bellow.
A person who acts like this normally heavily uses words like "Freakyiano" and "ma johnson"
Person A: man what nice weather we are having
Suraf govender: Ma johnson
Person A: wth
by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024
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Samual Glover

A teacher who stands at around 6 foot 4. he teaches English and is well spoken, has a couple meaningful tattoos to himself and a few silly ones too.
Sam knows how to have a good time with students, and knows what it is to be a good guy.
by poopymom August 21, 2024
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Black Glove

A go-to man contracted to run errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.
I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.
by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023
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Black Glove

A go-to man hired to do errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.
I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.
by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023
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ella glover

a clothes stretching ramed out slinky lanky ogar who walks with a stanky leg.
"omg have u heard about the deathly STD,they nicknamed it ella glover"
by scottcheg January 27, 2024
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