I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.
by anonymous April 21, 2023
Get the Dump Eaglemug. similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.
Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
by Emetry Rhoton! July 9, 2012
Get the Billable Dumpmug. Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
Get the i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lakemug. A "grump dump" is when a person or place is really down in the dumps. When one is not feeling good and is just grumpy all around.
Person 1: ugh, I hate math class!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!
by GRUMP.DUMP February 18, 2017
Get the grump dumpmug. by Unknownvlone👨💻 March 13, 2022
Get the Dumpmug. Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).
Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
Get the chat dumpedmug. A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.
Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.
Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!
Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!
by Ballsinyourface667 July 26, 2019
Get the Forrest Dumpedmug.