Saint Michael's College Vermont 

If you want to know where the granddaughters and grandsons of the confederate army attend college, this is the school. A school where the kids spend more time smoking green than being green. The schools acceptance committee is know to harass incoming minnority students by giving them lots of money to make up for their 98% white ignorant body of students. The white girls here spend more time putting on make-up, puking, and sleeping with the schools all black basketball team rather than studying. Joyce Hall consit of all jocks while Lyons is made of all the preppy kids who can afford to party and do as they please and last Ryan hall the one in worst condition of all of them is made of all the minority student, white trash, and all of the schools sexual harrashers. The social ladder of the school is as followed: White preppy girls, Jocks, miniorty guys, white trash, asians, nerds, and lastly minority girls.

Junior Guy: Hey you want to party Saint Michael's College Vermont style?
New minority freshmen: Sure I guess. How do you guys party?
Junior Guy: We just smoke weed, drink, and prey on drunk freshmen girls.
New minority freshmen: So do you guys atleast dance?
Junior Guy: Does dry humping count?

Saint Michael's College Vermont by TheUnknowSMC February 23, 2011

Trinity College 

He school for posh fagots who think they are too shit but in reality blunt penis”s they have 3 hours a day to focus on anal sessions which includes widening bumholes using a ruler or carot sometimes even textbook

Trinity College

Trinity College by Aquinas August 27, 2020

out of college 

you're so high/drunk/retarded that you're simply OUT of college

Mike: Bro, you're so out of college right now you have no idea.

out of college by Mike Schulman December 15, 2008

Dordt College 

A tiny Christian College in NW Iowa. It is nothing but cold and snowy there. It is in such a small town that when college ends, the town becomes a ghost town. There is a total of one grocery store, one fast food joint, and one gas station. Also there are a whole bunch of churches in the small town.

guy1: Hey, I'm thinking about going to Dordt College.
guy2: What? that place is so small it isn't even on the town's map!

Dordt College by chicito wongo January 18, 2010

Saint Joseph's College 

College in Patchogue, Long Island and in Brooklyn, Long Island, New York City. Listed as one of the top ten liberal arts colleges on the East Coast of the United States. When originally founded in 1916 in Brooklyn it was an all female school. Today it is a two campus college full of students, male and female, who pursue a wide range of academic pursuits. Still has a high focus as an Educational Vocation college that is changing to expand into nursing as well as other fields.

Where did you go to school?

SJU - Saint Joseph's College

Where is that?

New York.

Cool

Saint Joseph's College by Alumni of 2001 May 4, 2007

McDowell Early College 

An amazing opportunity in McDowell County, offered to students going into high school. You attend McDowell Early College and in 5 years (or 4, if you work really hard), you get a Associates Degree in college and a High School diploma. Beware, this is for extremely driven students only. The teachers will help you, if you help yourself. You must apply to get in, but it will be worth it.

"Man, I can't believe I dropped out of McDowell Early College. Worst decision ever."

"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."

"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."

"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."

"I love and miss McDowell Early College."

McDowell Early College by MECGRad November 15, 2010

Saint Mary's College 

A fall back college for girls who can't get into Notre Dame. Ask any SMC girl; they may be proud to go there, but it is not their first choice.

I go to school in Notre Dame. Not at Notre Dame, across the street at Saint Mary's College.

Saint Mary's College by BummedToBeABelle April 21, 2011