Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Cinderella clock

A woman’s romantic interest has an invisible expiration timer. If a guy doesn’t make a move within a certain emotional window, she mentally files him under “just a friend.” Once the clock runs out, there is no coming back. Ever.

“He finally asked her out six months later, but her cinderella clock expired in January. Now he’s the ‘brother’ she tells secrets to, not the guy she kisses.”

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

Counter-Clock

The OPPOSITE of “clock it/clock that”

When you think you clocked something but it turns out you were wrong.

“You’ve been counter-clocked”

“Dang he just counter-clocked you”

by AshKay December 19, 2025

bowls-o-clock

Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.

B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK

by highpanther February 28, 2009

the 10 o clock ryan

people who tend to sleep at 10 o clock during holidays

that ryan ma kid likes to sleep in real early during the summer he pulled the 10 o clock ryan!

by 99069 April 30, 2009

Six o'clock shandy

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.

They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

11 O'Clock Rule

You are not allowed to get drunk before eleven

You have to take me home

But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven

So you have to get drunk before 11

Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule

by burnt cracker March 16, 2010