Think Cheating

to ponder what it would be like to sleep with someone who isnt your significant other.

as i gazed into the persons facebook photos, i found myself think cheating

by cat6789 January 2, 2011

Fattuns Cheatuns

When you are engaging in intense 1 on 1 action in a video game against your peer and they use there super powers to enhance there chances of winning melodramatically by tele·ki·neti·cal·ly altering there character in the game thus no true competition = Fattuns Cheatuns almost a Fake ass bitch lol

Me and Dave were playing halo 2 in the basement when all of the sudden Dave's Master Cheif flew into the air 250 feet and dive bombed into my Master Cheif murking him. Thus turning Dave into a Fattuns Cheatuns Eternally

by Chris Duffington July 31, 2011

Qui-chee

A word derived from queef and coochie, and is often said while trying to pronounce quiche (an awesome french food)?

Bob: Hey man, that chicks so hot.
Mark: Yeah but shes a total Qui-chee!
Bob: agreed.

by Missk1998 January 26, 2012

genetic cheats

Mom, " should I call you mom...or Laurie,?" Oh Marc, " you're almost 35 now.., call me Mrs. Antecki!" "Mom, that's weird....oh it's not that weird Hunny!" Ya know what is weird, them there damn Genetic Cheats like your in -breed sister Olivia, who grew up feedn' from dads dare ding dong! Yeah Haaah!

Those Antecki's sure know how to act like trail or trash turds, hell' you see them mom and son genetic crossing their look-a-like kleinfelter pee pee's and suck from Olivia's ass crevice for Genetic Cheats! Yew hay

by OlivialovesherbroMarcTeckscock January 26, 2016

mommy cheater

A married woman with children who decided to have an affair with no intention of ever leaving her financial security blanket, i.e.. her husband.

The main character in My Lover's Keeper, Jen Gregory, is the queen bee of mommy cheaters.

by KZ1 June 6, 2016

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

mind cheat

when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.

i cant stop thinking about that guy that makes me happy every time i speak to him or i see im...
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.

by whatthefuckwasithinking November 2, 2016