Fake Baconing 

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

Fake Baconing by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

Badonka jump 

A big ass jump

Hey paul i was skating by the new park and came across a rad badonka jump. Lets hit that shit

Badonka jump by Pcreight August 10, 2013

backne 

Acne on a person's back. Popularised on the tv show My Mad Fat Diary.

Rae: Why don't you want to swim, Archie?
Archie: Don't tell anyone, but I've got spots on my back, and I'm embarrassed.
Rae: You mean... backne?

backne by teamfailure March 14, 2014

Bacoobian 

The elite in beauty. Euphoric, serene, pure tranquility. Confident, intelligent, independent, empathetic, compassionate, honest and strong.

Bacoobian was all the things I wished my daughter would become. With strength enough to fight but intelligence to know when not to, empathetic enough to understand, but tough enough not to allow anyone to steel their independence. In a place of tranquility, equality and euphoric serenity.

Bacoobian by Barry Davis March 12, 2015

bacconi 

Bacon maccaroni - for when you are feeling like having Mac and cheese with bacon, but can't have any cheese

I got some bacconi on the stove cause my girl comin over is lactose intolerant bro

bacconi by Bacongrief November 20, 2015

BaDonkaDonk 

The South end of a Northbound Woman but with very desirable features such as "finger lickin" curves and valleys"! Made famous by the great country singer Trace Adkins in a song bearing the same name.

"Honkey Tonk BaDonkaDonk,......

It's so hard not to stare at that Honky Tonk BaDonkaDonk...... We hate to see her go but we love to watch her leave with that Honky Tonk BaDonkaDonk,.... a sweet, SWEET Booty.

BaDonkaDonk by MonacoZ May 7, 2016

badon 

Great at sports, great looking guy, and girls are very attracted. Excels at most everything he does.

Person: Did you see that Badon guy yesterday
Other Person: Yeah, he was doing good on the field and the girls were all staring at him.

badon by Diggle July 16, 2017