Bowl of Cereal

To jack off or flick the bean

Aaron: I have 1 bowl of cereal everyday
Gavin: Rookie numbers, I have 4 a day

by kittiesfunnies March 26, 2021

FAST BOWLING CARTEL

A group of riverview bowlers who take souls, poles and grills on the daily. Main targets of the Fast bowling cartell include darcy (PEANUT) feilen, Sam (ANGRY) Wright, and Angus (Ranga) Tesnvoeh0wo. To be Apart of the fast bowling cartelll you must be able to bowl over 110 clicks and be able to strike fear into the batsmans soul.

Key members of the fast bowling include
- Will spora - Main job take poles
- Sam Beaman - Stay consistant and bowl inswingers
- Ben Bousie- bowl fast and play some chin music
- Gus Grover (PEB) - Newly inducted - Lift the ennos, play footy.

Dan dougan wishes he could be apart of the "Fast Bowling Cartell" but hes simply just too slow

by BOZO123442 February 21, 2024

Bowling Balled

The act of picking up a woman by inserting two fingers into her vagina and your thumb in her anus and lifting her with said hand and carrying her like a bowling ball.

"Oh man, last night Jenny passed out, so I bowling balled her back to bed."

by Creaturecat March 7, 2016

Yosh bowl

Short for yoshinara bowl. A Japanese fast food restaurant. In la…a few years ago it was the butt end (if you'll pardon the pun) of a lot of jokes because eating

There can give you the trots!

Hey, let's head to the yosh bowl up on Manchester Tonite…but don't forget to take Pepto first!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Chipotle Bowl

When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.

I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.

by extramsg November 6, 2020

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

Jamaican fish bowl

Jamaican fish bowl is when you pee in a girls mouth and she swallows it this can not be done from distance or else it will be classified as a shower.

Jayden: Yo what did you guys do last night?
Ethan: i quenched her thirst last night
Jayden: Gatorade
Ethan: nah Jamaican fish bowl

by SchnitzelMan May 21, 2025