top n flop

A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!

Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!

Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!

by dr.drea3000 June 15, 2020

Baby bottle top

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.

Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.

by LemmeF1ndOut June 17, 2021

top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.

Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.

by TopperShut April 26, 2007

Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)

Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.

by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010

Top it like it's hot

When a dominant lesbian gets on top for a friction fandango.

"K.D., top it like it's hot"

by Kathryn Sander May 18, 2008

glossy top coat

A thin coat of clear nail polish to shine the top of yoir nails 😊

Can you please add an extra layer of glossy top coat to my nails?

by Emmalisha April 18, 2018

Tank Top day

The first really nice day of spring in the Northeast. Women who have been wearing heavy clothes all winter long, suddenly in unison break out short skirts and tank tops.

Tank top day will occur on tuesday March, 15, 2012

by bronami1234 July 24, 2012