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On Top Canada TV is an consistently growing Canadian entertainment, music & news outlet on all social media platforms. They have worked with hundreds of Canadian/American artists, businesses, and other outlets. Starting in September 2020 On Top Canada is one of the fastest growing outlets in Canada and the best place for entertainment and news in Canada.

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by OnTopCanadaTV February 26, 2021

Baby bottle top

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.

Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.

by LemmeF1ndOut June 17, 2021

top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.

Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.

by TopperShut April 26, 2007

Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)

Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.

by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010

Top it like it's hot

When a dominant lesbian gets on top for a friction fandango.

"K.D., top it like it's hot"

by Kathryn Sander May 18, 2008

Crop-Top Carl

A boy who ties his t shirt into a crop top. Very annoying. Probably named Noah or Leigh something.

No! Don’t let Crop-Top Carl play the game, he’ll ruin everything!

by Anonymous Lizard Killer October 20, 2021

Tank Top day

The first really nice day of spring in the Northeast. Women who have been wearing heavy clothes all winter long, suddenly in unison break out short skirts and tank tops.

Tank top day will occur on tuesday March, 15, 2012

by bronami1234 July 24, 2012