Is that a plastic straw?!?! *slaps plastic straw out of hand* Here you can use my metal one! Save the turtles!!! SKSKSKSK!!
by steppedindogpee November 16, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. when you go to take a shit but you dont finish and you end up walking around making it hard to walk normally
im sorry ma i cant come downstairs
ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy
ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy
by fat nickle berry September 17, 2025
Get the turtlingmug. pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Get the asphyxiated turtle headmug. Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out
Being bad at given a female oral
Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025
Get the Turtle-Tonguingmug. by SkyTurtle5872 November 6, 2020
Get the Sky Turtlemug. "So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"
"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"
"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011
Get the Pyjama Turtlemug. When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation
"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."
by phillygirl74 December 21, 2008
Get the Turtling Outmug.