Twat-swat

When a female cock blocks her female friend

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up

by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015

Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.

Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!

by Davey-boi October 11, 2025

Twat

1) A vulgar way to refer to women's genitals .

2) A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious .

3) In British English, to hit or punch someone.

'Yesterday I went to the gynecologist to have my twat checked'

'I can't stand her, she is a twat'

'I want to twat her, but I also don't want to get in trouble'

by Anonymous ッ October 27, 2019

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

Anal Twat Waddle

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.

Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.

by What’s up! November 27, 2024

Twatted

When Twitter denies your Tweet from being posted.

The President Tweeted his views of politics in this country, it was twatted when Twitter denied the tweet from posting.

by Frank Palace October 19, 2020

Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with bad advice usually with a stupid slappy flappy vagina face

Elon Musk is a twat for shilling the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. Of course mining is bad for the environment. What about the environmental impact of datacenters? And then he had to promote Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now? Get it together man, you fucking twat

by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022