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by anonymous March 23, 2022
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Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized
Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."
by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021
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fuck busta black

moderator here fuck off with your buster black bullshit post
fuck busta black and the idiot that keeps posting about him
by jdflklmwegv November 18, 2019
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Fuck lever

Refers to the day where the members of a certain server is allowed to harass lever of the said server. This type of event occurs during the 26th of Feb.
Its fuck lever today! What a wonderful day we're having. Now we can freely fuck lever!
Refers to the day where the members of a certain server is allowed to harass lever of the said server. This type of event occurs during the 26th of Feb.
Its fuck lever today! What a wonderful day we're having. Now we can freely fuck lever!
by leverforever February 26, 2022
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fucked like a motherfucker

more dicks than anyone should reasonably have
24 rifle rack is one way to be fucked like a motherfucker. where waSS YOURS?
by Cody5050 January 26, 2021
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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