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non-normative

My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.

by retroj August 14, 2022

fucking son

A fucking son is an man that has just gotten respect up his ass withn an og badass fucking act

Person 1-Yo nigga you destroyed this fool
Person 2-I am a fucking son
Person 1-Damn foo

by DrFirewall October 22, 2017

fuck

a word that can be used in any way possible.

1.Im gonna get fucked tonight. verb
2.That guy is a fucker! noun
3.That thing looks like fuck. adjective
4.You fucked my fucking mother you mother fucking fuck! all together

by hanshot98 October 13, 2020

fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.

Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"

by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019

Faggo Fuck Dip

A really fruity fuckin' faggot that likes to dip his dong into a man's asshole after he just had an explosive diarrhea episode and forgot to wipe his ass.

Chad: "Yo bro, Jimmy Fallon is such a bitch ass faggo fuck dip for eating out Tracy Kelce's mangina while fucking Biden in his old shriveled up wrinkly diarrhea filled assholio"
Ted: "Yeah man, and Jimmy Kimmel is a bigger pussified faggo fuck dip bitch sucking Tranny Swift's long dong and sticking it into Blacko Wacko Hoodrat Raquan's unwiped diarrhea ridden asshole"

by I eat petite pussy May 31, 2024

Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

National Fuck Day

National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.

Yes, National fuck day!

by ThatOneTaco April 19, 2020