Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten

1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

Fuck boy

a man much like WMC Action News 5's Andy Wise. Fuck boys often get involved in twitter fights with a much younger (high school) demographic.

Did you see that twitter fight with Andy Wise? Yeah, he's a total fuck boy.

by Cornelius Bradshaw February 19, 2015

fuck-stick

Wash.D.C. vernacular for a woman with a loose caboose.

Joyce is a fuck-stick.

by Thunder Rama August 28, 2020

Fredo Frog looking Fuck

Someone obnoxiously ugly who is being rude to you

Person 1 - Woah watch we're you're walking you inconsiderate bloke
Person 2 - Shut up you fredo frog looking fuck I'll walk where I want

by flatbushzombie October 12, 2021