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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023
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Dumb fuck

Definition of someone who literally is a dumb fuck
Bro the person who searched this is such a dumb fuck, imagine not knowing what a dumb fuck is lmfao
by smellyfarter June 3, 2022
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Fuck The World

What God does every second of every day.
Devil: What the hell god? I thought I was the bad guy in all this. You taking over my job?

God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.
by KC Hell Yeah February 13, 2023
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Fuck you

Fuck you Means that someone have done something mean or you said it because someone did something like
Guy 1: hey you have the car keys right???
Guy 2: Aww Shit I forgot them in the car
Guy 2: Fuck you Man!
by Cock And Dick January 11, 2022
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Fuck

IT IS. A WORD
by By A Guy named Gurnaaz July 17, 2022
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fuck and duck

when you have sex with you significant other then break up with them a few hours after
have u heard about bob and rachel?
yeh he did a fuck and duck!!
by Midgit101 July 3, 2019
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