Wet and Messy fetish

A sexual fetish that involves someone becoming messy by being covered in chocolate syrup, pies, and other foods.

Me and my girlfriend both have a Wet and Messy fetish.

by Assassin aprentice January 23, 2017

shitty wet willy

you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear

I gave her a shitty wet willy

by justin mackay,justice mitchell December 31, 2021

Wet West Texas

Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.

*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.

Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.

I just gave Ashley a Wet West Texas, and she was too drunk to care.

by TTech Guy April 29, 2010

Wet Dog Alien

An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.

Jack, you're such a wet dog alien!

by Experimental Wet Dog September 19, 2021

wetness to laughter ratio

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

Makes me wet

When a girl feel horny and her vagina begins to get wet

Omg! That boy is so hot. He makes me wet!

by GhostDogThing June 1, 2018