when you go to take a shit but you dont finish and you end up walking around making it hard to walk normally
im sorry ma i cant come downstairs
ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy
ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy
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v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
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someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
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someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
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