egg daddy

when u fist a milf

damn im her egg daddy

by fhduxrujytgfvi August 27, 2019

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

Eggs

A soft squishy not so bouncy ball. That came from a chicken's booty. Eggs are a chicken's period. Offen made fun of because squidward tentacles sucks them. Exquisite flavor that makes your breakfast 100 times better. Usually great when they are fully cooked. Raw not so much unless you're into that type of stuff. Eggs don't judge. Can transform into a chicken.

You must suck eggs because I smell your filthy mouth from a mile away. Also eggs are cool.

by Huevo buenos February 20, 2020

Egg

An egg, reference to the hooman. From the scheme called Lé Fudstone a rough type of life or death part of Kilbirnie. An egg is typically useless with no common knowledge or common sense, helpless and at least 5 pounds overweight.

She’s such an egg.

by Beino November 19, 2018

Leicester eggs

Scrambled eggs that are slightly runny.

What are you having for breakfast? Want for Leicester eggs?

by Elvaselina December 28, 2020

Boiled Egg

Nectar of the gods

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.

by C4cat March 6, 2019

Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.

"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."

by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008