Adam Van Horn is a man who acts like he is above everyone, but in reality cares deeply for those in his close friends and family. He is extremely witty, but sometimes uses that wit to mess with his son, Brayden. He loves rock and crumbl cookies. He loves strawberry cake, but only when its made well. He loves tennis to the point of an addiction. Hes very nice and handsome, and a very hardworker. He is also an example of someone who tries their very best to be a good father, and he succeeded. Adam is a 8/10 person, and deserves to be referred to as master and king.
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